For those who can't read the small print:
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace?
Calvin: Too few role models.
Calvin: I'll be the fearless American defender of liberty and democracy.
Calvin: ...and you can be the loathsome godless communist oppressor.
Calvin: We're at war, so if you get hit with a dart, you're dead and the other side wins. OK?
Hobbes: Gotcha.
Calvin: Go!
Calvin: Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?
Ain't that the truth?
